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Jesse
43 San Francisco, California, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 40
About me: Greetings, fellow seekers of extraordinary romance! Prepare to have your reality shattered and your imagination ignited as I unveil the fantastical wonders that comprise my existence. I am a majestic enigma, crafted from the fabric of legends and bound by the whimsy of the universe. Picture this: riding a wild unicorn through the treacherous terrain of the Baja 1000, my golden locks flowing in the wind as the thunderous hooves echo my valiant journey. Legends speak of my lineage, for I am descended from the God Prometheus himself, blessed with otherworldly intelligence and a touch of divine mischief. In my quest for thrills and espionage, I once found myself interviewing at the Soviet embassy for a position as a quadruple agent. The intrigue! The secrets! Alas, my destiny had other plans, as I soon discovered my true calling: inventing the question mark and reshaping the very nature of curiosity. But wait, there's more! Hidden beneath the surface of my seemingly ordinary facade lies an extraordinary gift. My prosthetic pinky finger not only serves as a fashion statement but also provides flawless Wi-Fi connectivity to all within its radiant proximity. Delving into the realm of culinary excellence, I have mastered the ancient Greek art of crafting divine gyros. Zeus himself weeps with envy as I create gustatory marvels that transport the taste buds of mortals to the very heights of Mount Olympus. Unveiling secrets buried by time itself, I embarked on a perilous expedition that led me to discover the lost continent of Atlantis. Beneath the shimmering waves, I unraveled the mysteries of an ancient civilization, forever altering our understanding of history. In the realm of superhuman feats, I broke the sound barrier not with jets or rockets, but with the sheer power of my mind. A sonic boom of pure intellect reverberates through the heavens whenever I summon my mental prowess. Born with a club foot forged from pure gold, I am a walking testament to opulence and uniqueness. On Tuesdays, my undergarments are woven from the finest silks, adorning my ethereal form in exquisite luxury. My aura carries an enchanting power that elicits tears of joy from maidens with a simple act: ordering pizza. They weep, not just for the deliciousness that awaits but for the privilege of being in the presence of greatness. In the realm of practicality, I possess the ancient knowledge of utilizing a pickle as a doorstop. Doors bow before me in awe, held open by the briny wisdom that flows through my veins. Picture this extraordinary scene: I threw a surprise birthday party for the first time traveler, spanning across the fabric of time itself. Balloons adorned the TARDIS, and laughter echoed through the corridors of paradoxes. In recognition of my immeasurable valor, the Archduke of Transylvania bestowed upon me the highest honor of knighthood. Why, you ask? Because I single-handedly captured a skunk without succumbing to its potent spray. A feat whispered about in the darkest corners of lore. Ever the adventurer, I traversed the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean in a bathtub, paddling through waves and storms with unwavering determination. My bathtub became a vessel of dreams, a symbol of audacity that defies the boundaries of possibility. Now, dear souls, if you are prepared to dive headfirst into a whirlwind of imagination and embrace a love story that transcends the ordinary, I invite you to join me on this cosmic escapade. Together, we shall create a tale for the ages, painted with hues of enchantment and woven with the fabric of dreams.
Arnold
49 San Francisco, California, United States
Seeking: Female 28 - 47
Steve
38 San Francisco, California, United States
Seeking: Female 20 - 35
Raul
41 San Francisco, California, United States
Seeking: Female 31 - 41
JJ
57 San Francisco, California, United States
Seeking: Female 25 - 52
Lev
50 San Francisco, California, United States
Seeking: Female 29 - 48
Ty
35 San Francisco, California, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
Charles
62 San Francisco, California, United States
Seeking: Female 32 - 51

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